My All New(ish) Miracle Belly Cure!

Spring is almost here, and summer’s right around the corner! Just in time, I’ve developed this revolutionary newish system for flattening bellies while improving overall health, attractiveness, and longevity!

Visit me at!Revolutionary New Diet Plan

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Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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27 Responses to My All New(ish) Miracle Belly Cure!

  1. Um, I don’t think that’s gonna work, Mitch.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Thank you, Mitch! I have tried so many different products and programs, but none of them gave me the instant results I was looking for. I LLOVE it!

    Liked by 4 people

  3. Sheree says:

    So that’s where I’ve been going wrong!

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Your Mama is a Llama.

    I know that doesn’t make any sense. But it rhymes and it has two L’s! 😀

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Pam Webb says:

    Row, row, row your bloat…

    Liked by 5 people

  6. You are such a silly bugger!

    Liked by 4 people

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  8. However, you “flatter” yourself if you think this is going to work, and as we all know, “Flattery will get you nowhere.” 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Ann Coleman says:

    Ummm, I tried to find the website, but am still searching! Meanwhile, I have a cheeseburger and fries to consume……..

    Liked by 4 people

  10. Hahahhahaha😂😂😂🤣

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Sandi Staton says:

    I am just doing it: snacking while watching Netflix every night.

    Liked by 2 people

  12. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Liked by 1 person

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