My All New(ish) Miracle Belly Cure!

Posted on March 7, 2020 by

Spring is almost here, and summer’s right around the corner! Just in time, I’ve developed this revolutionary newish system for flattening bellies while improving overall health, attractiveness, and longevity!

Visit me at theresnoactualwebsitejustdoit.com!Revolutionary New Diet Plan

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Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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27 Responses to My All New(ish) Miracle Belly Cure!

  3. Liz Gauffreau says:
    March 7, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    Um, I don’t think that’s gonna work, Mitch.

    Liked by 2 people

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  5. Anthony Baker says:
    March 7, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Thank you, Mitch! I have tried so many different products and programs, but none of them gave me the instant results I was looking for. I LLOVE it!

    Liked by 4 people

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  6. Sheree says:
    March 7, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    So that’s where I’ve been going wrong!

    Liked by 3 people

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  9. Lady Quixote/Linda Lee says:
    March 8, 2020 at 3:06 am

    Your Mama is a Llama.

    I know that doesn’t make any sense. But it rhymes and it has two L’s! 😀

    Liked by 3 people

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  10. Pam Webb says:
    March 8, 2020 at 8:12 am

    Row, row, row your bloat…

    Liked by 5 people

    Reply
  11. Rebecca Fegan says:
    March 8, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    You are such a silly bugger!

    Liked by 4 people

    Reply

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  13. Pastor Mike Weber says:
    March 8, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    However, you “flatter” yourself if you think this is going to work, and as we all know, “Flattery will get you nowhere.” 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

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  14. Ann Coleman says:
    March 8, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    Ummm, I tried to find the website, but am still searching! Meanwhile, I have a cheeseburger and fries to consume……..

    Liked by 4 people

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  15. paige scapades says:
    March 9, 2020 at 2:18 am

    Hahahhahaha😂😂😂🤣

    Liked by 1 person

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  16. Sandi Staton says:
    March 9, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    I am just doing it: snacking while watching Netflix every night.

    Liked by 2 people

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  17. She Got Wings! says:
    March 13, 2020 at 7:46 am

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Liked by 1 person

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