30 days hath September
April, June, and November.
All the rest have 31.
Except for February, it
has 28, then, boom, it’s done!
Oh, wait, and leap years—who knows why?—
on those years Feb slips one more by.
Or maybe it’s more like this:
Let’s throw a party! We’ll call it 2020!
Awesome! Who shall we invite?
Oh, you know, all the cool months.
What about what’s-his-name, you know, February?
The short guy.
Oh, yeah. We’ll squeeze him in. Do you have any extra days laying around?
I think so.
Great. Give it to him. He could use a date.