I could wish this wasn’t a true story. But it is.
A high school friend and I argued constantly. We had Gym class together, and one day we argued all the way to the showers and back to our lockers. We continued to argue as we toweled off and headed for the exit, tossing our towels in the bin and walking out onto campus, still arguing…
We’d left the gym naked.
The next day I changed my name and moved to Tibet.
OK, so that part’s not true.
I only wished it was.
~from How to be Funny