*Snort myself awake*

Me: *Sigh* Gotta pee.

Brain: Oh, great. You’re up. While I have your attention, there’s a couple of things I want to run by you quickly.

Me: I really just got up to pee. This’ll have to wait ’til…

B: When?! In the morning? Too busy with the kids. After that, you’re too busy working. Then too busy cooking, eating, kids again, playing some stupid game on the phone, then you go to sleep. So tell me, when would be a good time, huh?!

Me: You’re not gonna shut up are you?

B: The quicker you let this train of thought ride, the quicker you get back to Sleepyland station.

Me: Fine, what did you…

B: O.k., so first, the fight with hubby: short recap, how did it start and how can we avoid a repeat in the future?

Me: Nope, not doing that now. He’s right…