Conversations with my brain…at 3 AM

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0283293cfe8bf40af629f0f9425a189cMy Featured Blogger this week might just be the next Erma Bombeck–if she can find the time! Tie My Tubes Already‘s creator, Tia, is a bookaholic mother of two who “secretly dreams of one day self-publishing a small collection of (her) short stories.” She doesn’t post often, but when she does, it’s a hoot…

And oh-so-relatable!

Tie My Tubes Already

*Snort myself awake*

Me: *Sigh* Gotta pee.

Brain: Oh, great. You’re up. While I have your attention, there’s a couple of things I want to run by you quickly.

Me: I really just got up to pee. This’ll have to wait ’til…

B: When?! In the morning? Too busy with the kids. After that, you’re too busy working. Then too busy cooking, eating, kids again, playing some stupid game on the phone, then you go to sleep. So tell me, when would be a good time, huh?!

Me: You’re not gonna shut up are you?

B: The quicker you let this train of thought ride, the quicker you get back to Sleepyland station.

Me: Fine, what did you…

B: O.k., so first, the fight with hubby: short recap, how did it start and how can we avoid a repeat in the future?

Me: Nope, not doing that now. He’s right…

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About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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4 Responses to Conversations with my brain…at 3 AM

  1. Those conversations are the best Enjoyed reading yours! 🙂

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  2. Eliza says:

    Thanks for sharing this

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  3. Rush says:

    Yeah right, I just got up to pee not to have conversations with you brain.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. gpavants says:

    Hi Mitch,

    Love the brain character. That’s pretty accurate.

    Thanks,

    Gary

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