Halloween is Coming!

Some Halloween Questions:

What do vegan zombies eat?


If ghosts can walk through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?

Do coffins come with lifetime guarantees?

If vampires can’t see their reflection, why is their hair so neat?


Can a hearse with a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Do witches use spell checkers?


And finally, remember:

The best way to LIVE

is to reverse EVIL

(Psalm 34:14)

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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20 Responses to Halloween is Coming!

  1. Eliza Ayres says:

    Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal.

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  2. Love it! Especially the last one. 🙂

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  3. E says:

    Spell checkers. 😜

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  5. M.B. Henry says:

    LOL 🙂 Well done. Love the spell checkers one (and the picture from Hocus Pocus).

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  6. Ghosts don’t fall through the floor because they float! Vegan Vampires eat “Beetroot Mixed Blood” ( a plant). Coffins come with “deathtime guarantees” – A hearse never has just one person so it can drive in the carpool lane. Witches only need “spelling”checkers because if they “spell” wrong they could turn themselves into a newt. ,,,,and AMEN to Psalm 34:14

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  7. Vegan Zombies eat other Vegans.

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  8. Here’s to going forward ➡️
    reversing the Devil’s gearbox ğŸ˜Ž

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  11. LisaDay says:

    Grains. Love it

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