Halloween is Coming!

Posted on October 24, 2019 by mitchteemley

Some Halloween Questions:

What do vegan zombies eat?

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If ghosts can walk through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?

Do coffins come with lifetime guarantees?

If vampires can’t see their reflection, why is their hair so neat?

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Can a hearse with a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Do witches use spell checkers?

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And finally, remember:

The best way to LIVE

is to reverse EVIL

(Psalm 34:14)

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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20 Responses to Halloween is Coming!

  1. Eliza Ayres says:
    October 24, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal.

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  3. seekingdivineperspective says:
    October 24, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    Love it! Especially the last one. 🙂

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  4. E says:
    October 24, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    Spell checkers. 😜

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  6. M.B. Henry says:
    October 24, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    LOL 🙂 Well done. Love the spell checkers one (and the picture from Hocus Pocus).

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  7. worrylessjourney says:
    October 24, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    Ghosts don’t fall through the floor because they float! Vegan Vampires eat “Beetroot Mixed Blood” ( a plant). Coffins come with “deathtime guarantees” – A hearse never has just one person so it can drive in the carpool lane. Witches only need “spelling”checkers because if they “spell” wrong they could turn themselves into a newt. ,,,,and AMEN to Psalm 34:14

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  11. Michael A. Kuch says:
    October 25, 2019 at 6:48 am

    Vegan Zombies eat other Vegans.

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  12. David Redpath says:
    October 27, 2019 at 7:51 am

    Here’s to going forward ➡️
    reversing the Devil’s gearbox 😎

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  15. LisaDay says:
    October 27, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    Grains. Love it

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