Dentists: I’ve had temporary crowns put on my broken tooth three times this week; I was told to chew more carefully (the last one fell off while I was eating soup). They told me it would take two weeks for my permanent crown to be ready. I said, “Dude, I’ve been waiting for that crown all my life.” Dental groaner: Q: What’s the best time to go to the dentist? A. 2:30 (think about it).
Aging: I received this message from classmates.com: “Someone remembered you as attractive.” I clicked on the link and read, “Upgrade to find out who!” and I thought, “Wait, I have to pay to find out what old person thinks I’m hot?”
Laundry: It’s touching when an old couple dies within days of one another. Not so much when they’re your washer and dryer.
Auditions (I’m an actor): Casting Director (after audition): “I’m sorry, we’re looking for a different quality.” Actor: “What quality?” Casting Director: “Talent.”
Friends in Swimsuits: It’s embarrassing when my friends post pictures of themselves in bikinis online. And some of them are even women.
Mitch Teemley 
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OMG!
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You are a funny man.
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Thank you for the laugh! I needed it!
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I get it! “Tooth-hurty”!!!
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This is hilarious again 😅
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thanks! I needed that!!
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This is too funny, Mitch!
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LOL! That audition one really got a giggle from me. As did everything about dentists and dental work!
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The dental jokes would be funny if they weren’t true. 2:30 was cute, though.
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The stuff about the temporary crowns is true. I’m wearing #3 right now, and praying it makes it to next week.
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I believe it! I’ve had some crown misadventures myself.
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haha
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Oh the joys of getting old(er)… feeling your pain while laughing hysterically!
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I had three temp crowns break on me this month too! One while I was brushing my teeth …
how do I chew on the other side while brushing my teeth?
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You’re the second person to tell me that, Andrew! I just brush very lightly over the crown–and don’t floss it! So far, my current one has lasted two days, with seven to go.
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Funny! I remember my brother telling me he must have swallowed a temporary crown so at least that didn’t happen!
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Oh man, that audition swipe didn’t really happen, didn’t it? OUCH!
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Nah, but I’ve thought of using it a few times when I was the one auditioning others.
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Getting the 2:30 pun took me a while.
I have enough crowns to make the mineral rights to my mouth valuable, and I have had “permanent” crowns pop off and/or wear out (with actual holes in the metal). But I’ve never had a problem with a temporary crown! Maybe your dentist should consult mine.
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So funny!
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