Inventions! Where would we be without them? Did you know that money doesn’t grow on trees! Someone actually had to invent it! Why? So we could use it to buy other things that don’t grow on trees, like: Computers! Airplanes! And toilet paper! Well…OK, that does kind of grow on trees. But the point is, inventions make the world a safer, happier, more livable place. Then again, some don’t.
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The Walking Bike! Because…um…
Apple Cozy! Awww.
Avocado Seat Belt?
Because slicing bananas is SO hard. Right?
Butter Glue Stick?
Car Cigarette Lighter Burger Cooker. Who knew we needed this?
Chopstick Noodle Cooling Fan.
Cozy Conversational Duo-Toilet with, like, no room for you feet. Which could ruin the whole experience.
Eyedrop Glasses, because…um…
No more embarassing under-glove nudity!
Handy Jacket Watch Window!
Do you have two mouths? If so, this is for you!
Nosepaper. (Flushing device not included.)
Oasis of Calm. A.k.a. Rubber Room for Your Head.
Picnic Pants! Because…um…
Remote Control Mask. Because…um…
Stylishly flaccid Ropeware. (Dining efficiency may vary.)
“In a world without spoons…” No more using sharp knives to put those peas in your mouth!
Self-watering Can. Why should plants get all the water?
Now you can lie down anywhere! Or just nap while you walk!
Tea-Tanic Teabag Holder. Makes tragedy fun again!
The Shoe Umbrella.
Ummm…
Ummm…
Ummm…
Walk ‘n’ Sit Springy Thingy. Because…um…
Whine Glass?
Cozy Manly Beard Cap. “Oh, I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK…”
Mitch Teemley 
wow………..these are so awesome to look at, thank you!
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I want those picnic pants!
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Those are just repurposed parachute pants. 😂😂😂
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😂😂 The umbrellas for shoes… Those are hilarious.
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Absolutely brilliant. Handerpants are the must have stocking stuffer this year.
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I know, right?!
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its really nice
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I don’t know. I kind of like the manly beard cap…
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Hilarious! I’m glad to add to my thanksgiving list the invention that changed the tree to toilet paper.
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Thanks again for my daily dose of laughter. You’re keeping us all healthy.
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Ditto here with Ann
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I was going to ask if this post were an elaborate hoax to demonstrate how gullible we all are, but I’ve seen the Oasis of Calm advertised in a catalog. Oops.
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Really? Wow. A few of these might be spoofs, but for the most part I think they’re real (although probably not terribly successful) products.
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I guess everybody just wants to build a better mousetrap. 🙂
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The eyedrop glasses just might be useful for people who find it hard to get eyedrops to land in their eyes. 🙂
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I think that walking pillow hat could sell.
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Love it! The duo toilet?! A test marketing nightmare.
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Funny thought.
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Proof that PT Barnum was right…😂
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Nice inventions! It’s beyond imagination. Thanks
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Hey, my wife crochets all the time. I should have her making beard cozies. Hilarious post my friend.
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In my lengthy time on this planet, I have ’til now
never seen any of these inventions..I think the
minds that created them show great potential
(or not) It’s always great to take a mid morning
giggle. Thank you!!
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Hahaha! We actually have the banana slicer. It’s more of a pain because you have to push the banana through which gunk your hands up good.
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So I take it this isn’t a testimonial for the virtues of the banana slicer? ;>)
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Lol! 😂 It’s fun for kids though. I will say that.
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Oh. My. Gosh….
A banana slicer is more work cleaning than it’s worth.
I really like the butter glue!
For the most, thanks for the laugh. As if anyone would wear toilet paper…
Love, light and glitter
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😂😂😂 the caption on the double beer mug got me !
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