When little people get ugly

012My Featured Blogger this week is Meg Clift of the blog site Megspot. Meg doesn’t blog often, but when she does it’s a worth-the-wait installment in the continuing adventures of a bemused and oh-so-human humorist.

Meg’s Bio: “I live in rural Victoria with a small mini-me, long-suffering husband and two narcissistic, psychotic cats.”

Meg also posts these rave reviews:
“She’s a bit weird.” ~Comment from boy in grade 7
“You’re a bit weird.” ~Husband
“Don’t worry Mum, you’re not that bad.” ~Daughter
“Can you stop staring at me?” ~Random man on train

Jump off the Meg Clift today! (Yeah, I know, that was lame.)

Megspot

When Molly was in grade two, her teacher called me aside to tell me that she and her BFF had been in a bit of an argument, but neither girl would talk about why. The teacher went on to say that the other girl had said that Molly called her a B-word.

A B-word?

When I had sufficiently recovered from my shock, I asked Molly why she would call anyone a B-word.

“Because she is!” Her chin began to tremble, so I decided to leave it until she was a little calmer. No point in provoking a string of expletives in front of the teacher.

The following day, the mother of the other girl met me outside the classroom.

“So Molly called my daughter a B-word.”

“I know. I’m so sorry – I don’t even know where she would have heard it. I can’t imagine what she was thinking!”

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About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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8 Responses to When little people get ugly

  1. revruss1220 says:

    She’s great. Thanks for bringing her to our attention. I wonder… is that Victoria, as in the state in Australia?

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  2. laronda65 says:

    Well written and nicely quick to read! I wish I could write shorter blogs, but honestly I write like I talk – a LOT! 🙄

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  3. Thanks, she and you are getting a new follower.

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  4. Great share, Mitch!

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  5. Lulu: “Hmm, ‘two narcissistic, psychotic cats’? So in other words … Two cats?”
    Charlee: “Hey!”
    Chaplin: “Ehh, it’s a fair cop.”

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