I Only Ask Two Things

Posted on April 30, 2019 by mitchteemley

I only ask two things:

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1) For the universe to be constantly rearranged to suit my whims.

2) And for everyone to be OK with that.

Thanks, everyone, you’re the best!

Well, OK, maybe not the best (I mean, that would be me),

but like, you know, 2nd, 3rd best, whatever…

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24 Responses to I Only Ask Two Things

  1. pastorgoforth says:
    April 30, 2019 at 11:37 am

    Can I get in on this?
    I’d even be satisfied with the world revolving around me revolving around you … world revolving once removed

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  2. anitashope says:
    April 30, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    The true human mindset….unfortunately

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  3. trE says:
    April 30, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    Haha. What is this?! Haha. Happy Tuesday, Mitch!

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  5. seekingdivineperspective says:
    April 30, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    This is the first time I’ve seen someone come right out and say it, although our behavior often shouts it loud enough.

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  6. Valerie Cullers says:
    April 30, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    So true and so good!!!!

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  7. Michael E. Lynch says:
    April 30, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    I may not pray like that, but all too often I think like that.

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  8. knabbler says:
    April 30, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    Yeah, there’s that. I know people like this. Oh, wait. It’s a mirror. 😉 awesome perspective reminder. Thanks!

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  9. smzang says:
    April 30, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    hugely hilarious…

    I’m buying a new mirror!

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  10. diman5 says:
    April 30, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    Good luck with that though

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  11. Miriam Hurdle says:
    May 1, 2019 at 12:43 am

    You’ll get what you asked for, Mitch. Now think about what to do with it.

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  12. John S says:
    May 1, 2019 at 7:55 am

    You got it Mitch from one of the 2nd or 3rd best

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  13. revruss1220 says:
    May 1, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    Sure. Seems like an entirely reasonable request.

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  14. Ann Coleman says:
    May 1, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    Ha! Sadly, so many of us fall into this way of thinking now and then. I know I do……

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