I Only Ask Two Things

I only ask two things:

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1) For the universe to be constantly rearranged to suit my whims.

2) And for everyone to be OK with that.

Thanks, everyone, you’re the best!

Well, OK, maybe not the best (I mean, that would be me),

but like, you know, 2nd, 3rd best, whatever…

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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24 Responses to I Only Ask Two Things

  1. Can I get in on this?
    I’d even be satisfied with the world revolving around me revolving around you … world revolving once removed

    Liked by 4 people

  2. anitashope says:

    The true human mindset….unfortunately

    Liked by 2 people

  3. trE says:

    Haha. What is this?! Haha. Happy Tuesday, Mitch!

    Liked by 2 people

  4. This is the first time I’ve seen someone come right out and say it, although our behavior often shouts it loud enough.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. So true and so good!!!!

    Liked by 2 people

  6. I may not pray like that, but all too often I think like that.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. knabbler says:

    Yeah, there’s that. I know people like this. Oh, wait. It’s a mirror. 😉 awesome perspective reminder. Thanks!

    Liked by 3 people

  8. smzang says:

    hugely hilarious…

    I’m buying a new mirror!

    Liked by 2 people

  9. diman5 says:

    Good luck with that though

    Liked by 2 people

  10. You’ll get what you asked for, Mitch. Now think about what to do with it.

    Liked by 2 people

  11. John S says:

    You got it Mitch from one of the 2nd or 3rd best

    Liked by 2 people

  12. revruss1220 says:

    Sure. Seems like an entirely reasonable request.

    Liked by 2 people

  13. Ann Coleman says:

    Ha! Sadly, so many of us fall into this way of thinking now and then. I know I do……

    Liked by 2 people

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