I’ve been getting way too deep lately! Figured it was time to pull out my Groaner File. These are originals, so you have only me to blame if you don’t find them pleasantly punny. (P.S. Add your own groaners in the Leave a Reply section!)
Question: What does a sadist do?
Answer: Beats me.
A. Did you know there’s a new treatment for mosquito bites?
B. Yes! I’m itching to try it!
Brochure seen at a plastic surgeon’s office: “Picking Your Nose.”
A. I used to go to a masseuse. But I quit.
A. She rubbed me the wrong way.
Banker’s Joke (warning: slightly rude) – Genesis 38:9: “Whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, Onan spilled his semen on the ground. What he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD, and so He took Onan’s life.” This is the oldest known example of a …(wait for it)… “substantial penalty for early withdrawal.”