Santa Should Be On The Naughty List

My Featured Blogger this week is a permanent resident of Santa’s naught list, the splendidly snarky D. Parker of Darcy peppers her witticisms with colorful fonts and gifs galore (not “gifts”–that’s jolly old You-Know-Who’s department), so if the other blogs you follow are restful and easy on your eyes, bring them here to wake them up again!

Warning: Expect to chuckle, lol, and occasionally even snort cocoa (or other holiday beverage of choice) out of your nose (or other dual-chambered proboscis of choice).


I don’t want a lot for Christmas. There’s just one thing I need. Don’t care about the presents, shopping, or a Christmas tree – could we unblur the lines between good and bad? Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is less celebration of Black Hats (or Red Hats with Fur Trim), more celebration of White Hats (and cookies, definitely cookies). cheer for serial killers, drug lords, mobsters; glamorize celebrities and corporate fat cats – I hear they can even become President.’re allegedly repulsed by the violence, greed, self-absorption yet…we’re mesmerized.

  • Look at Santa. Or should I say: Santa Claus, Pere Noel, Father Christmas, SinterKlaas, St. Nicholas, Dun Che Lao Ren, Kris Kringle?Secret Santa indeed…he needs many aliases, with all the break and enters; sure, he leaves gifts but also a lingering sense of unease.

  • Some poor child still sings…

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About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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6 Responses to Santa Should Be On The Naughty List

  1. We love the movie Elf! The racoon scene is the best! I had to deal with those mean suckers in Illinois. I have never seen the movie with the angry gingerbread men on fire–hilarious!

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  2. Erika Kind says:

    Donna is amazing. I love her humor and her deep messages. Thank you for featuring her, Mitch!

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  3. D. Parker says:

    I can’t say thank you enough for this reblog and the astonishingly wonderful intro, Mitch, this is an early Christmas gift, thank you!!! And the cool comments. Wow!!! I’m beyond thrilled, thank you all!
    Happy Holidays to you and yours and all the best in 2019!!! 🙂
    Big bloggy hugs xox

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  4. Thank you, Mitch. I went to visit and began to follow. Thank you for sharing your Blog-friends.

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