We’ve all been so busy with world news and politics lately that we’ve missed a lot of other important stories. No worries, I’m here to catch you up (you’re welcome).
- Follow Mitch Teemley on WordPress.com
-
Recent Posts
Recent Comments
Andrew Reynolds on Life Isn’t Fair! mitchteemley on Life Isn’t Fair! mitchteemley on Life Isn’t Fair! Heather Davis on Life Isn’t Fair! insanitybytes22 on Life Isn’t Fair! Archives
- December 2018
- November 2018
- October 2018
- September 2018
- August 2018
- July 2018
- June 2018
- May 2018
- April 2018
- March 2018
- February 2018
- January 2018
- December 2017
- November 2017
- October 2017
- September 2017
- August 2017
- July 2017
- June 2017
- May 2017
- April 2017
- March 2017
- February 2017
- January 2017
- December 2016
- November 2016
- October 2016
- September 2016
- August 2016
- July 2016
- June 2016
- May 2016
- April 2016
- March 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- December 2015
- November 2015
- October 2015
- September 2015
- August 2015
- July 2015
- June 2015
- May 2015
- April 2015
- March 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
Categories
Meta
Tags
- adventure
- atheism
- autumn
- award
- beauty
- Bible
- blog
- blogging
- C.S. Lewis
- challenge
- childhood
- children
- Christmas
- comedy
- courage
- cute
- danger
- death
- destiny
- dogs
- dragon
- dreams
- Easter
- eternity
- evil
- faith
- fall
- falling
- family
- fantasy
- fate
- fear
- forgiveness
- freedom
- funny
- future
- gnomes
- God
- happiness
- healing
- heaven
- hope
- humility
- imagination
- Ismara
- Jesus
- journey
- joy
- kindness
- life
- love
- magic
- marriage
- monster
- mystery
- naims
- peace
- politics
- prayer
- president
- pride
- prophecy
- purpose
- quest
- rescue
- sacrifice
- self
- story
- storytelling
- The Wishing Map
- trust
- truth
- war
- wisdom
- Zack
Thanks for sharing!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hilarious! Love the one of the dude giving lessons for English! 🙂
LikeLiked by 3 people
Once again you have made me laugh out loud! I don’t know which one is the funniest! Thanks!
LikeLiked by 3 people
These are super! I had such fun reading it!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Reblogged this on Bitchin’ in the Kitchen and commented:
I read this post from a blog I thoroughly enjoy, Mitch Teemley. I hope you enjoy a fun Saturday chuckle!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Omigosh, I’m breathless!
I’ve been sick all week. I think you just cured me.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Laughed out loud! Thanks for this!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Lol, the flying bug one:)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh my goodness, what a fun read this morning. Still laughing!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Awesome post! Many of these made my chuckle. Especially the bear and the cupcakes … and especially after my series of Adirondack Bear Tales. Too bad this tale took place in Alaska!
LikeLiked by 1 person
You missed one: “Police Station Toilet Stollen – Cops Have Nothing to Go On.”
LikeLiked by 1 person
Rim shot.
LikeLiked by 1 person
OHmy gosh! Too funny! I kept saying, oh that’s the best one, and then I would see the next one! But really I am so shocked that they found guns in a weapon store! And Cheers to the bear! I would have ate the cupcakes too! Wonder what kind they were. 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
Don’t know, but I’m sure they were bear-y good. (You may groan now.)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha! Yes, I groaned! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Reblogged this on Running the Race and commented:
Not sure where I’d be without Mitch Teemley keeping me up-to-date on the important issues of the day…
LikeLiked by 2 people
Just doing my job, ma’am.
LikeLiked by 2 people
good stuff!
LikeLiked by 1 person
All I can say is…hilarious! 😃
LikeLiked by 1 person
😂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha! Nice!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hilarious!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m dying over here! What a wonderful collection of silliness in headlines. I fell over by the time I got to Rachel Ray cooking her family and dog!!
LikeLiked by 2 people
ROFL!! Oh, it hurts! 😅
LikeLiked by 1 person
I broke out in the giggles. Is there no one who notices the way these lines sound before printing?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Apparently not, Candice.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Well, I would think officers would be thankful homicide victims aren’t talking to them! Yeesh!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I know, right?
LikeLiked by 1 person
“Woman Snorts At Reading Headlines Too Ridiculous To Be True”
LikeLiked by 1 person
;>)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Made me laugh out loud! I’m just glad I’m not the editor who wrote these. Believe me, it can happen. Many pages of morning newspapers are in the headline-writing stage after midnight. What sounds perfectly reasonable then …
LikeLiked by 1 person
Exactly!
LikeLike
I have no idea where you find this stuff, but thanks for sharing them. I needed a laugh today!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I so needed this today!! 😂
LikeLiked by 1 person
;>)
LikeLike
Ha, Ha, heeee, haww, ha, ha….
Thank you,
Gary
LikeLiked by 1 person
Busting my gut…laughing so hard! Amazing finds.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I wonder if I could threaten the snails in my yard with throwing them against the car to get them to move on. (I assume the snail was the loser in his encounter. Must not have been any rocks handy.)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hilarious! Thanks, I needed that. Definitely will share these.
LikeLiked by 1 person
This is outrageous! Haha! Reblogging to my sister site “Timeless Wisdoms”
LikeLiked by 1 person
Honored, Ana.
LikeLike
Pleasure, dude!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Pingback: Headlines You May Have Missed – Timeless Wisdoms