Unintended Messages

Bloopers1God: “Keep up the good work, folks. But about that marquee…”

Presentation1Associate: “May I help–“

Customer: “No! Thanks, I’m good!”

f88075aeef2ea05c327c770b84dc986d4b277a25Can a nature film show too much nature?

christmas-bazaar-sign-46536I don’t know, that just seems wrong, eh.

AlignmentAnd do not, repeat do not get your brakes done here!

Hilarious-and-funny-church-signs-from-around-the-US-41Wait, honey, let’s check the nursery before we go. I mean, just in case.

Let-out-all-the-swear-words-83908We have some great @$#!&*%^ing deals on suits!

Bloopers-It starts with a little harmless arithmetic, but pretty soon you're strung out on equations, and turning trigs to support your $500 a day calculus habitGeeks gone bad.

Bloopers2Well, dang, sounds like hog heaven to me!

Philosophy-Sign-47852Whoa, dude, that is so deep.

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37 Responses to Unintended Messages

  1. Wow – didn’t know math was illegal …

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  2. revruss1220 says:

    Hilarious! I think I need the exact address of that Days Inn.

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  3. Forrest Pasky says:

    Awesome. Good laugh to start day at work Mitch. Thanks.

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  4. pkadams says:

    Thanks! Made the kids and I laugh. 🙂

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  5. esoterica says:

    Haha fantastic! Thanks for the laugh this morning. 🙂

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  6. I needed a good laugh today and this post took care of that! 🙂

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  7. radiostudy says:

    Gave me a good laugh too! Borrowing for FB (with your comments) if that’s OK. Thanks!

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  8. Oooo, oooo, I want to try the gravy hot tub!

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  9. Oh, my goodness… I’m laughing until tears stream…so hilarious!! I’m such a grammar geek… and thus, I find this to be just the funniest post I have read in a very long time!! Thank you; thank you, my witty friend, for the enormous laugh today!! 🙂 🙂

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  10. RGS says:

    Just when I needed a good laugh, there it is! Love it when prayers are answered.

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  11. jimspoor says:

    Reblogged this on The Continuing Adventures of Jimmy Track and commented:
    Too good not to share.

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  12. Thanks for my laugh today. I needed it!

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  13. Appreciate the laughs.

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  14. SarahC says:

    haha let the church Help! luv it

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  15. I can’t stop laughing, Mitch! Thank you, I really needed it. 🙂

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  16. I’m snickering quietly because everyone else at my house is asleep! 😂

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  17. @DeeptiArun says:

    Ha Ha…Super hilarious! Thank you 🙂

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  18. CLEvangelism says:

    Love these! (And observant people.)

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  19. Mitch, these are great. Some I had to read twice to gain total understanding. I know I am a little slow.

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  20. lexcience says:

    “Fight Children with Diabetes”, hahaha.

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  21. Ann Coleman says:

    Where do you find these? They’re great! And while I usually avoid hot tubs, I have to admit that if I found one filled with gravy, I’d grab a couple of biscuits and jump right in!

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  22. Hi Mich….I just launched a new product for people who want to achieve success in their life. Could you please reblog / promote it:
https://nishthagehija.wordpress.com/2018/09/19/1327/

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  23. carhicks says:

    😂😂😂😂

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  24. Hilarious wacky sign posts are a recurrent feature on a blog I follow (Bluebird of Bitterness), so I have seen a lot of them.  This is the funniest I can recall.  😀

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  25. Thank you for a great laugh-out-loud session Mitch! Your captions are priceless.

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  26. Terri Nida says:

    Those really made me laugh. Thank you!

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  27. Reblogged this on Stuff Inside My Head and commented:
    Some needed hilarity for the day.

    Like

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