Instant Wisdom

“The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.” ~Lao Tzu

“And then goes on and on for like freakin’ forever!”

~Derek Tzu (Lao’s nephew)

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If only wisdom were microwaveable.

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20 Responses to Instant Wisdom

  1. If it were, would you listen? {smile}

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  2. trE says:

    Haha. Derek!!! Haha.

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  3. Oam says:

    just dont put lao on 2, it’ll be overcooked and dry like a pao.

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  4. Derek must be first cousin to Joe Tzu, who said “I have miles to go, before I sleep.”

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  5. Wisdom made from scratch, with fresh ingredients and slow cooked over a long time tastes so much better than microwaveable wisdom.

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  6. Wisdom from a microwave is generally finished in three minutes and has a texture you can’t easily describe.

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  7. Maybe that’s why God usually doesn’t let us see the end from the beginning…

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  8. Lol! I was just learning about Lao the other day in school.

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  9. The hidden truth behind the cliche.

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