A Filmmaker’s Journal

So Much to Learn!

When one of the greatest filmmakers of all time, Akira Kurosawa (Seven Samurai, Rashomon) received a lifetime achievement Oscar, he seemed mystified, insisting that he hadn’t learned enough to deserve such an honor. He was 80 years old at the time. I was only a wannabe filmmaker, but I smiled affectionately at his unwarranted humility.

Now I actually am a filmmaker. And I get it. You never stop learning how to make art, whether classical or popular. Michelangelo and Irving Berlin undoubtedly insisted they hadn’t hit their stride yet when they passed away at 88 and 101 respectively.

Notzilla, my second feature as a writer-director, is slated to begin filming just weeks from now, and I wake up every day unsure whether I’m making a thriller or living one. I’ve already learned a massive amount…about what I don’t know. Notzilla is a spoof of 50s and 60s monster movies—which, when I started, I knew very little about. Decades before the invention of CGI (computer generated images), those films used a completely different set of techniques: rear-screen projection, painted backdrops, forced perspective, and other eye-fooling tricks (it helps if you squint).

We’re currently planning our shooting schedule, and are having to split many of our scenes into multiple shooting sessions. A scene in which our monster attacks a city while the same six extras run screaming over and over again, for example, has three layers:

  1. First, we have to capture background footage of a real city and sky.
  2. Then that real city footage must be projected onto a rear screen in our studio (a rented warehouse) behind a miniature city foreground made of wood, styrofoam, and love, while our monster (cue guy in rubber suit) gleefully ravages it.
  3. Finally, that combination of background, mini city and monster must be rear-projected once again behind our six expertly terrified extras. Sometimes additional layers are added. Like a huge rocket launcher: in reality a toy rocket launcher placed closer to the camera so it looks beefier than the soldiers (actors in khaki) behind it.

Fun? Oh, yeah. Scary? Yah, you betcha. Because if I don’t learn enough to get it right, it’ll turn out to be a bigger disaster than the one on-screen. Oh, yeah, and it has to be funny. Rabidly, over-the-top funny. Fortunately, I have a brilliant team. But the buck (yen?) stops with me. So it’s time for me to sign-off. Because I’ve got a lot to do and, like Mr. Kurosawa,

So much to learn.

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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20 Responses to A Filmmaker’s Journal

  1. profsloan says:

    Are you allowed to wish a filmmaker ‘good luck’, or should it be ‘break a leg’ as in acting? Anyway I hope it goes well. If only I was in the US I could have volunteered as an extra (though I am perhaps too old). B

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  2. roninjax says:

    That must be an awesome experience. Great information. Thanks.

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  3. revruss1220 says:

    Very cool. I love this ring-side seat you provide for us. It may be the closest I ever come to actual film-making.

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  4. stolzyblog says:

    guess you have to introduce them 6 extras to multiple wardrobe looks 🙂

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  5. gpavants says:

    Hi Mitch,

    Are you going for every bit a Godzilla-body-suit-practical effects? Harken back! Isn’t it amazing how God is putting you and me into projects much bigger than ourselves? Let Him lead you and meet all the needs you have!

    In Christ,


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  6. Great stuff, Mitch. Shows that there is always hope for old action figures!

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  7. Looks like you are having fun. Keep in the grind and you will find the finished product. We will be thinking of you while you are in Project. Good Luck

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  8. I know it’ll be awesome! I have complete faith in you! 🙂

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  9. smzang says:

    ” behind a miniature city foreground made of wood, styrofoam, and love, ”
    such an insight into the creative process…(both literal and figurative)
    This post is a winner because of both information and emotion. So very
    much enjoyed!

    Liked by 1 person

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