Haiku! You’re Welcome!

Haiku_by_KitsuneBara

This is probably
the only haiku poem
I will ever write

No, it’s not, I lied
plus, I’m breaking a rule–I’m
ending on a rhyme

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can-you-haiku-webFirst line has five syl-
lables, then seven more, and
then five more. Boom. Done.

laugh-smile

haiku

Haikus are supposed
to paint word pictures. Not this
one–it’s defective

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“Haiku” sort of sounds
like “thank you” with your mouth full
I just noticed that

japanese-thank-you-1Haiku!

You’re welcome.

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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25 Responses to Haiku! You’re Welcome!

  1. lbeth1950 says:

    it’s the best one I every saw.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Very nice. “Haiku,” she said, while eating lunch.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. cat9984 says:

    Very nice. I am the world’s worst haiku writer: I’m much too verbose. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  4. @vapor_sage says:

    Thank you, Mitch, you’re a treasure

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Jo Martin says:

    Why write this Haiku?
    There must have been a reason.
    I don’t know. Do You?

    (From Bob Martin. Jo’s husband

    Liked by 1 person

  6. sanseilife says:

    Oh my gosh! Haiku also sounds like a sneeze so…. God Bless You!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. NAH! HAIKU sounds like a sneeze!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. johnlmalone says:

    I love the playfulness of this, Mitch; it’s a quality I admire and, at times, try to emulate:)

    Liked by 1 person

  9. I guess that you have said it best.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. My Way Home Life says:

    My favorite haiku poetry ever.😊

    Liked by 1 person

  11. smzang says:

    My favorite haiku in all the world is Basho’s frog haiku.
    But I have to admit your American ‘kus come in a close second.

    Liked by 1 person

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