Aliens have invaded the earth! They come from a dark world with an atmosphere unlike ours. They do not look like us, think like us, or behave like us. They leave enigmatic mounds, and sometimes crop circles like this, which mysteriously appeared in my yard (from one of their spacecraft).
It’s finally happened:
I’ve seen one! And now I can tell you with absolute certainty that it’s true! They are here among us. They are not human. And it is only a matter of time before our world becomes completely theirs!
You have been warned!
They look cute, they must be harmless. 🙂
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That’s what they want us to think!
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Haha! 🙂
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Saw one in the “Big” mart store the other day, yep, sure of it.
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As c’mon Mitch, stop making a mountain out of a molehill. (Couldn’t resist.)
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I’m not, it’s being done for me–you should see my yard!
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You need a Rat Terrier. Haven’t had an alien since he wandered in and decided to let us keep him!
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Indeed! A friend’s rat terrier took out one of our “aliens” a couple of years back, but is no longer available to visit.
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Love it. 😂
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I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT…thanks for finally proving IT.
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Be careful. Once they are established, they will bring in fellow alien burrowers (AKA woodchucks) who are much cuter and live above ground. 🙂
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Yeah, but how much wood can a…oh, never mind.
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Nah, just a Dr. Who extra taking a sun break
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Well, at least it’s not Daleks.
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Haha—I prefer Cybermen. They’re so Art Deco.
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True, I always thought the Cybermen looked like less sexy versions of the robot in Metropolis.
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That’s funny, but not funny ha, ha! When I was growing up, moles took over the backyard which I mowed with a push mower, choking it out every few seconds. It was awful!
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Did you ever get rid of them?
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No, but I’m not sure if daddy tried. This was back in the 50’s and I don’t know what was used to get rid of them. Hubby’s aunt and uncle are having a time with them in their backyard. Hope you find a solution!
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A beauty.
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That is a suspicious looking mole. I’d have it looked at. 😀
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True, and there are quite a few hairs growing on it.
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Ha! I come here looking for conversations about aliens and we are talking about suspicious looking moles! Just kidding. I just thought it was funny that your comment is on top. 🙂
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I didn’t realize it was on top. 🙂 That’s pretty cool. And we’re always up for conversations about aliens.
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Those and crayfish. Since I live on a creek my yard is invaded by crayfish.
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I thought they stayed in the water. No?
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No, they have holes (called chimneys) where they occasionally come up onto land. They can’t breathe out of water but they can go without breathing for a little while. I have even seen one close to mountain top. He literally turned blue from being out of the water for a long time. They follow the drainage ditches up the mountain and when the water dries up they wander around looking for another one.
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Fascinating, and a little sad, actually.
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🤣🤣
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Really funny. That reminds me of a Joke. Something about a suryp. There is a reason for their presence, attempt to be blessed.
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RUN, RUN, RUN!!!!
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Don’t use dynamite whatever you do.
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Roger that. I prefer atomics, anyway.
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My friend found out she had moles in her yard when she was her (very large) dog walking into the house with an elaborately innocent gait. She called him to her, and he reluctantly came over, still doing his best to look unconcerned and not a bit guilty. Which she would have believed if he didn’t have a tiny mole paw sticking out between his lips. The rest of the mole….still very much alive…was in his mouth. And now in her house.
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Dang, I meant “saw her” very large dog. I need to learn to read my reply before I hit post.
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And the mole is now a beloved pet, and the dog’s best friend, right? Or maybe not.
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… 😐
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😂😂😂 Love it Mitch! Keep us cheery!
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oh no!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeeoeew! Beady eye, loves the dark, etc.
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