“’Free rides for fish!’” the brochure said.”


“Goo-goo-ga-choo, kid!”


“I’m the queen of the–what the…!”

I king of the--what the!

“Add one cup of powdered pigeon…”

Powdered pigeon

“I feel prickly, oh, so prickly, I feel prickly and tickly and..”tumblr_m3ismnb5cf1qdedm3o1_500

 untitled“Road trips–sheesh! We can’t be stopping for snacks every ten minutes, kids!”

Thumper-Spread the word-we break outta this damn petting zoo tonight

“Spread the word, Bambi, we break outta the petting zoo at midnight tonight!

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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19 Responses to Animalia

  1. Nicholas William Harding says:

    Haha. Thanks for this. Made my day.

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  2. Forrest Pasky says:

    Brought a smile to my face on Saturday morning.
    Thanks Mitch. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  3. RGS says:

    Love how precisely the Osprey holds the Salmon.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. trE says:

    Haha. The little hogs in the middle of the road?! Haha. These are great, Mitch! Thank you for sharing.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. smzang says:



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  6. Garfield Hug says:


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  7. joyroses13 says:

    LOL!! Yes Bambi needs to be with Thumper again. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  8. ashes4him says:

    Thanks 4 liking my post. I also like your blog, its great!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Candice says:

    Great captions! Very funny. 😄

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  10. Ha ha. So cute. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Laura McDaniel says:

    Those are great, thank you for the laughs!

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Jennie says:

    I love this!

    Liked by 1 person

  13. nancyehead says:

    Needed a laugh, Mitch. Thanks and God bless!

    Liked by 1 person

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