Hardness of Heart

Do you suffer from Hardness of Heart? Millions do. In fact, HOH is the world’s number one preventable cause of spiritual death. Progressive symptoms include but are not limited to: dull ears and dim eyes (Isaiah 6:10), darkened understanding (Ephesians 4:18), diminished compassiondoctor3
(Deuteronomy 15:7, Matthew 19:18), and frequent trips to do evil (Jeremiah 16:12).

If you’re experiencing (and causing others to experience) HOH, you need Confessitall®.

Confessitall® is made from all-natural ingredients, including pulverized pride, raw humility, and pure pharmaceutical grade gratitude. It can be taken in unlimited doses as often as needed, and is free of charge through the Eternal Assurance program (1 Peter 2:24). To learn more, dial 1-800-P-R-A-Y-E-R and ask for Sinner Assistance.

What happens when you take Confessitall®? According to the Manufacturer, patients experience immediate forgiveness and cleansing from all unrighteousness (1 John 1:9). Long range benefits include: replacement of the old stone aorta with a freshly grown heart of flesh (Ezekiel 36:26). Side effects include: Joy-peace-kindness-hope-renewed-sense-of-purpose-newfound patience toward others-even-really-annoying-ones-and-too-many-other things-to-mention-here-so-ask-the-holy-spirit-he’ll-fill-you-in.

Are you human? If so, you should be taking Confessitall®. Unless you’re perfect, which, like, only one Guy ever was, duh, so…

Ask your doctor if Confessitall® is right for you. If he or she says no, well…  Why are you asking your doctor?

Talk to God today.

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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58 Responses to Hardness of Heart

  1. I wonder how soon it will be before there are commercials claiming, “Have you experienced any of the following side effects from Confessitall®? If so, you may be eligible to enter into our class action law suit…”

    Liked by 6 people

  2. Brilliant, and meaningful post. I’ve had many bouts with HOH. Thank you for a gentle reminder of what’s really important.

    Liked by 4 people

  3. Sometimes, a transplant is the best option. Psalm 51:10 is one of my favorite procedures.

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Awwhh! I love this post! Super Creative & an Awesome way to include God in it!! 🙂

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Lisa Beth says:

    This condition is an epidemic! Thank you for posting the treatment and prognosis…we all need it!

    Liked by 6 people

  6. CJ Hartwell says:

    I don’t know, Mitch. Those side effects sound scary. 😉

    Liked by 4 people

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  8. @vapor_sage says:

    I thank God for you regularly and the gifts He has given you, and today I thank you again for sharing a sample.

    Liked by 3 people

  9. Sharing indeed! I really love this Angel and thank you for sharing.

    Liked by 2 people

  10. numrhood says:

    isaiah 6:35
    ephesians 4:43
    deuteronomy 40:32 soar your wings
    matthew 44:43 i am the 1st
    jeremiah 41:37
    1 peter 2:24
    ezekiel 38

    Like

  11. atimetoshare.me says:

    The really great thing about this foolproof remedy is that it doesn’t cost anything!❤️

    Liked by 7 people

  12. joychibuzo says:

    I love it! I was done when I saw “…HOH is the world’s number one preventable cause of spiritual death.” Fantastic.

    Liked by 3 people

  13. joychibuzo says:

    Reblogged this on The Focused Heart and commented:
    Confessitall® for the win!

    Liked by 2 people

  14. DeniseBalog says:

    Love, love, your post. Cost, paid in full:) Available to all:) Wonderful!

    Liked by 2 people

  15. Thanks for the HUGEST of smiles today, Mitch! Truth delivered in a delightful package! Great post!

    Liked by 1 person

  16. What a great post!This is something I need to work on.

    Liked by 3 people

  17. Mairi says:

    Wonderful! Inspiring🤔😊😎

    Liked by 2 people

  18. Interesting concept. Really shows that there is hope for many. I loved it.

    Liked by 2 people

  19. Katie R. Dale says:

    Love your creativity and wit, Mitch. You inspire me!

    Liked by 2 people

  20. Confessitall® is hilarious!

    Liked by 3 people

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  22. bevyofquail says:

    I enjoyed and was enlightened by this post. I have experienced HOH myself and relying on scripture is the cure from our great physician and our healer. Thank you for reminder for the best way to good heart health.

    Liked by 2 people

  23. This is so smartly presented. Oh, yes, the law suits- I’m waiting for an airhead tort chaser to subpoena God.

    Liked by 3 people

  24. RedeemedOne says:

    😃 Awesome! I been on Confessitall, for many years now!!

    Liked by 2 people

  25. gpavants says:

    Hi Mitch,

    Beautiful! Funny! Great! Loved the concept. Great way to turn this into a cool piece. I love ideas like this. I bet your movie is the same. We need to use our creativity and humor in everything.

    Thank you,

    Gary

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  26. Very creative. Thank you.

    Liked by 2 people

  27. timholman says:

    Another great one Mitch! BTW, I nominated you for a mystery blog award – https://timothyholman.wordpress.com/2018/03/17/mystery-blogger-award/

    Liked by 2 people

  28. Larry Avants says:

    Wow! That was great! He really nailed it!

    Liked by 2 people

  29. Lydia Reyes says:

    Excellent!

    Liked by 2 people

  30. crossroman says:

    Reblogged this on CROSSROMAN and commented:
    REBLOGGED from Mitch Teemley

    Liked by 2 people

  31. Cindy Dawson says:

    I love to start the day with a cup of coffee and a big smile! Thanks Mitch!

    Liked by 2 people

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