Do you suffer from Hardness of Heart? Millions do. In fact, HOH is the world’s number one preventable cause of spiritual death. Progressive symptoms include but are not limited to: dull ears and dim eyes (Isaiah 6:10), darkened understanding (Ephesians 4:18), diminished compassion
(Deuteronomy 15:7, Matthew 19:18), and frequent trips to do evil (Jeremiah 16:12).
If you’re experiencing (and causing others to experience) HOH, you need Confessitall®.
Confessitall® is made from all-natural ingredients, including pulverized pride, raw humility, and pure pharmaceutical grade gratitude. It can be taken in unlimited doses as often as needed, and is free of charge through the Eternal Assurance program (1 Peter 2:24). To learn more, dial 1-800-P-R-A-Y-E-R and ask for Sinner Assistance.
What happens when you take Confessitall®? According to the Manufacturer, patients experience immediate forgiveness and cleansing from all unrighteousness (1 John 1:9). Long range benefits include: replacement of the old stone aorta with a freshly grown heart of flesh (Ezekiel 36:26). Side effects include: Joy-peace-kindness-hope-renewed-sense-of-purpose-newfound patience toward others-even-really-annoying-ones-and-too-many-other things-to-mention-here-so-ask-the-holy-spirit-he’ll-fill-you-in.
Are you human? If so, you should be taking Confessitall®. Unless you’re perfect, which, like, only one Guy ever was, duh, so…
Ask your doctor if Confessitall® is right for you. If he or she says no, well… Why are you asking your doctor?
Talk to God today.