Have a Great Time, but Remember…

…not to panda to your worst impulses!


“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” ~Ron White

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” ~W. C. Fields

“A lady came up to me and said ‘Sir! You are drunk,’ to which I replied, ‘I am drunk today, madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly.” ~Winston Churchill

“Partying is such sweet sorrow.” ~Robert Byrne

“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” ~G. K. Chesterton

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes you.” ~F. Scott Fitzgerald

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Out, damned spot!” ~William Shakespeare

“I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.” ~Anne Lamott

“Therefore, do not be foolish…do not get drunk on wine, which leads to reckless indiscretion, but instead, be filled with the Spirit… Sing and make music in your hearts!” ~Ephesians 5:18-19

“I have drunken deep of joy, and I will taste no other wine tonight.” ~Percy Bysshe Shelley

Happy New Year!

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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32 Responses to Have a Great Time, but Remember…

  1. Happy New Year, Panda with an Hangover

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  2. Nyara says:

    Great thoughts… ❤ Happy New Year to you too!

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  3. Great post, Mitch. You and your Loved ones have safe and prosperous New Year. The future seems only to be bright these days.

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  4. Relax... says:

    Happy New Year… ohhh, how we shall hope. 🙂

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  5. numrhood says:

    ephesians 5:43-44 like your neighbor


  6. Crystal says:

    Happy 2018 to you too!!

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  7. Great quotes! I shared the GK quote with my family and friends. Thank you.

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  8. You have collected some wonderful quotes here… but the Panda pun made me smile! Happy 2018, Mitch! You’re awesome, and I pray that God brings you nothing but awesome in the New Year! 😀

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  9. Ok…love the quotes. Good collections. We read the same things.

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  10. gpavants says:

    Hi Mitch,

    Happy New Year, brother.

    In Christ,


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  11. smzang says:

    “I have drunken deep of joy, and I will taste no other wine tonight.” ~Percy Bysshe Shelley

    again you saved the best for last

    Happy New Year

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  12. Erika Kind says:

    Hehe… Happy New Year, Mitch!!

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  13. toutparmoi says:

    Great quotes, Mitch. And I now have an indelible image of Jesus emptying a bottle of Bombay Sapphire into a cat bowl.

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  14. Paula says:

    A spirited grouping of quotes, most of which I’m familiar with. Thanks for a good chuckle. God’s best to you in 2018.

    I remember when I first read that particular Lamott line, chardonnay spewed out my nostrils.

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  15. 🍺🍻🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🍹🍾🍾

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  16. greenpete58 says:

    “Psst! Hey Santa…pass us that bottle, will ya?”

    – Ian Anderson

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  17. Isha Garg says:

    Such a well assembled collection of quotes Mitch! Made for a wonderful read…

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