These are the Voyages…

These are the voyages of the garage door opener Enterprise...

USS_Enterprise_NCC-1701How lucky am I? If our garage door opener hadn’t broken down, I’d never have realized it looks almost exactly like the Starship Enterprise!  Well, OK, I mean, sort of, a little, if you squint. Anyway…

Now, just $458.16 later, I can proudly whip out my communicator and say, “Beam me into the #&*!^@%-ing garage, Scotty!”


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13 Responses to These are the Voyages…

  1. ellie894 says:

    Any day you can say “Beam me up Scotty” is a good day! 😂

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  2. Well good thing you got an earth garage door opener. Can you image what Star Fleet pays for one? I bet Kirk gets a bill for something 45,816 credits from Scotty to replace one. Just say’n…

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  3. Thanks for the laugh –

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  4. Jennie says:

    Laughed out loud!!

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  5. Roos Ruse says:

    Our garage door opener in TX was very similar, but we didn’t get the fancified new communicator… Feelin’ a little jealous here, Mitch.

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  6. Roos Ruse says:

    You were? When? Did someone get a video? ;>

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  7. I think it looks like an upside down helicopter without the blades.

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