Travelling First Class

Next week I fly to Orlando for my first major film festival!


The last time I travelled, I got confused. My hosts rented a Lexus for me and it had all of these little voices. Every time I’d fail to shut the door tightly, a voice would scold, “Door is ajar!” So I worked up a little comedy routine with the car:

  • Me: “Hey, car, when is a door not a door? When the–“
  • Car: “Door is ajar!”

We had a great time, that car and I. (Do I spend too much time alone?)

tecmaindbyggetbidetwwsAnd then I got to the hotel, and the accommodations were first class! Only–you’re not going to believe this–the toilet had a drinking fountain in it!

It was good tasting water, though.

OK, enough with the potty humor. Tomorrow I’ll post something deep. Honest.

Have a refreshing week!

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Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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28 Responses to Travelling First Class

  1. Mitch
    Best of success at the film festival!
    (I am trying to ignore your crappy jokes)

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  2. chape says:

    Haha! Any chance you get the same car?

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  3. lol at the drinking fountain hahaha

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  4. ekurie says:

    Safe travels. Hoping for success for you!

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  5. Oh, Mitch, you *card*

    (Good luck, and congrats!)

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  6. yakpro2015 says:

    When are you leaving for Orlando? I’m flying out tomorrow morning from LAX and will be returning on May 5. I will be staying with friends, (remember Shari Bemis?) I will be with her and her husband.I have a few interviews for possible work and will be doing some painting while there. Let me know your schedule. Maybe we can meet up.Have a safe trip. Oh, by the way, my first trip to Europe, I got squirt in the ear while turning knobs on the bidet – I had never seen one before! blessings to your lovely family – and you! Joseph Yakovetic YAKOVETIC DESIGNS 16221 Flallon Avenue Norwalk, CA 90650

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    • mitchteemley says:

      Hey, if you want to use a bidet to clean your ears, who am I to judge? ;>)
      Trudy and I will arrive on May 4. We’ll be at the Wyndham Resort in Orlando. Our film screens on May 5 at 7 p.m., so unfortunately, I assume you’ll miss it. If you get a chance to come by, do so–it would be great to see you, Joe!


  7. I was in such a car – a new car. The owner returned it and bought a ‘regular’ car.

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  8. Hahaha! That’s exciting! We have so many festivals and conventions in and out of Orlando, i feel like there is at least one new blogger bud a week here for some event…or Disney World. 😉

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  9. winfred says:

    Lol… drinking fountain… haha

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  10. carhicks says:

    Enjoy your time at the film festival. Congratulations.

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  11. gerrymackrell says:

    Nothing wrong with a little jokularity.

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  12. Have fun and remember…what happens in Orlando does not stay in Olando! Proud of you!

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  13. jrusoloward says:

    Noooooo!!!!!! Lol! Have a lovely time in Orlando! I’m going in November.

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  14. I actually laughed out loud with this…hilarious! I love it! 😀 ha ha!

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  15. gpavants says:

    Life is full of funny backwards things.

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  16. Kedy says:

    Very useful.The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you (John E. Southard) – thanks for the share!

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