Next week I fly to Orlando for my first major film festival!
The last time I travelled, I got confused. My hosts rented a Lexus for me and it had all of these little voices. Every time I’d fail to shut the door tightly, a voice would scold, “Door is ajar!” So I worked up a little comedy routine with the car:
- Me: “Hey, car, when is a door not a door? When the–“
- Car: “Door is ajar!”
We had a great time, that car and I. (Do I spend too much time alone?)
And then I got to the hotel, and the accommodations were first class! Only–you’re not going to believe this–the toilet had a drinking fountain in it!
It was good tasting water, though.
OK, enough with the potty humor. Tomorrow I’ll post something deep. Honest.
Have a refreshing week!