I Only Ask Two Things

I only ask two things:


1) For the universe to be constantly rearranged to suit my whims

2) And for everyone to be OK with that

Thanks, everyone, you’re the best!

Well, OK, maybe not the best (that would be me),

but like, you know, 2nd, 3rd best, whatever…

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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32 Responses to I Only Ask Two Things

  1. I needed a laugh today and that’s made me hoot!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Ha! Thanks for the chuckle,I needed that today. πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Seems to be a very popular attitude these days. Good luck with that, Mitch!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. That’s hysterical! Thanks for the smile this put on my face.

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  5. This is so funny… I think you need to move over since I am ALREADY #1. πŸ™‚

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Erika Kind says:

    Haha, too funny!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Sandi Staton says:

    Sadly, we do live in a “Me” world these days. It’s kinda sickening, isn’t it?

    Liked by 1 person

  8. landl30 says:

    Love it….

    Liked by 1 person

  9. jrusoloward says:

    Laughing over this.

    Liked by 2 people

  10. This….made me giggle – thanks

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Immediately shared on Twitter. @kerr_vernon — Darn! it does all sound kinda true… mea culpa!

    Liked by 1 person

  12. ekurie says:

    Irony! Asking everyone to be ok with that… you did put everybody else’s hearts first.

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Nancy Ruegg says:

    This needs to be on billboards–everywhere!

    Liked by 2 people

  14. @vapor_sage says:

    “The Dude abides”

    Liked by 1 person

  15. smzang says:

    You are so creative in your packaging of wisdom.
    … an instant classic

    Liked by 1 person

  16. atimetoshare.me says:

    Thanks for the chuckle😍

    Liked by 1 person

  17. Geeez…. πŸ™‚

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  19. William Hill says:

    Got a giggle out of your post. Thanks. In fact, it inspired me to write one today for my blog (When Universes Collide), citing yours (of course!)

    Liked by 1 person

  20. somyagaur says:

    Amazing 😍

    Liked by 1 person

  21. gpavants says:

    Thanks. That would be nice.

    Liked by 1 person

  22. RGS says:

    Hey! I thought I was the best!

    Liked by 1 person

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