I Only Ask Two Things

Posted on March 21, 2017 by mitchteemley

I only ask two things:

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1) For the universe to be constantly rearranged to suit my whims

2) And for everyone to be OK with that

Thanks, everyone, you’re the best!

Well, OK, maybe not the best (that would be me),

but like, you know, 2nd, 3rd best, whatever…

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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32 Responses to I Only Ask Two Things

  1. First Night Design says:
    March 21, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    I needed a laugh today and that’s made me hoot!

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  2. insanitybytes22 says:
    March 21, 2017 at 2:18 pm

    Ha! Thanks for the chuckle,I needed that today. 🙂

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  3. Donna Cameron says:
    March 21, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    Seems to be a very popular attitude these days. Good luck with that, Mitch!

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  4. Mario A. Pita says:
    March 21, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    That’s hysterical! Thanks for the smile this put on my face.

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  5. brilliantviewpoint says:
    March 21, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    This is so funny… I think you need to move over since I am ALREADY #1. 🙂

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  6. Erika Kind says:
    March 21, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    Haha, too funny!!!

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  7. Sandi Staton says:
    March 21, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    Sadly, we do live in a “Me” world these days. It’s kinda sickening, isn’t it?

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  8. landl30 says:
    March 21, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    Love it….
    Len

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  9. jrusoloward says:
    March 21, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    Laughing over this.

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  10. soulwriterforhim says:
    March 21, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    This….made me giggle – thanks

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  11. Vernon Miles Kerr says:
    March 21, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    Immediately shared on Twitter. @kerr_vernon — Darn! it does all sound kinda true… mea culpa!

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  13. ekurie says:
    March 21, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    Irony! Asking everyone to be ok with that… you did put everybody else’s hearts first.

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  14. Nancy Ruegg says:
    March 21, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    This needs to be on billboards–everywhere!

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  15. @vapor_sage says:
    March 21, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    “The Dude abides”

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  16. smzang says:
    March 21, 2017 at 6:27 pm

    You are so creative in your packaging of wisdom.
    … an instant classic

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  17. atimetoshare.me says:
    March 21, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    Thanks for the chuckle😍

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  20. William Hill says:
    March 22, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    Got a giggle out of your post. Thanks. In fact, it inspired me to write one today for my blog (When Universes Collide), citing yours (of course!)

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  22. gpavants says:
    March 27, 2017 at 6:49 pm

    Thanks. That would be nice.

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  23. RGS says:
    March 28, 2017 at 11:41 pm

    Hey! I thought I was the best!

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