Hot New Movie

The two hottest trends in movies are

horror-thrillers and women’s pictures

I’m proud to announce that production will

begin immediately on my new film:


$ $ $

Note: The above is merely a place-holder while I work on my next profoundly significant blog post. (To gain full effect, read the following with Donald Trump accent.) “Trust me, I know. I’m very, very, very smart. One of the smartest people I know is me. Seriously, I’m very impressed!”

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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15 Responses to Hot New Movie

  1. That would be one scary movie! Can’t wait for the reviews! Thank you for lifting my spirits this morning!!

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  2. Lol! What fun. We need a beauty parlor full of weed eaters, too.

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  3. says:

    You are way too serious this morning😜

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  4. Hi Mitch, I shared your post on Twitter. I also “followed” you on Twitter. Do you hav any comments on my latest excoriating moview review and indictment of the entire industry on 😉 Over-the top controversial statements like that should elicit attention. (Taking my cue from the Trumpmeister) VK

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    • mitchteemley says:

      Vernon, the link above didn’t work, but I assume you were referring to your review of “Sully” and it’s employment of formulaic elements rather than deeper psychological ones? (I haven’t seen the film yet, actually, but I certainly know what you mean.)


  5. Brilliant! While our man Trump has an ego to be fed, your faux tweet pretty funny. He will provide lots of opportunity for the comedy industry, but also for those who really need more than a part time job.

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  6. “Trust me, I know. I’m very, very, very smart. One of the smartest people I know is me. Seriously, I’m very impressed!” That makes me laugh. You are born to be funny. 🙂

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  7. This post seems “profoundly significant” to me (AND to the eagle).

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  8. Margaret Gales says:


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