Alien Invasion!

2,000 years ago our planet was invaded

by a Being of inconceivable power.


His spaceship: the womb of a Jewish teenager.

His weapon: a form of love more powerful than all of the lasers or phasers that will ever be built.

Resistance is possible, but truly futile because…

to be assimilated is to know the One who made you,

and to finally become the person you were created to be.

My wish: That you would not only surrender, but join the invasion

and have a Merry Christmas

that lasts forever!

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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22 Responses to Alien Invasion!

  1. Ahhh, I love that! You’ll get a free lightsaber, too. Merry Christmas πŸ™‚

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  2. Merry Christmas! Thank you for sharing your walk of faith!

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  3. renedith says:

    I was wondering where your story would go, with the title it had. Nicely done. Thanx, ren

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  4. dawnlizjones says:

    Tweetered! Terrific!

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  5. Merry Christmas! πŸ™‚

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  6. Jon says:

    Thank you! And an eternal Merry Christmas to you too!

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  7. Excellent!! Merry Christmas Mitch!

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  8. Ray Stiles says:

    Hare Christmas Hare Ram Hare Krishna by Krishna Das


  9. Nancy Ruegg says:

    “Merry Christmas forever”–Now why hadn’t that idea occurred to me before? The glorious celebration, the joy and peace, the togetherness and comaraderie of heaven may very well feel a bit like Christmas (only a hundred times more euphoric)! Mind-blowing to contemplate…

    Thanks, Mitch!

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  10. esorenneiluj25 says:

    I like to see this narrative to a star wars-like credits. hahaahaha

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  11. Aquileana says:

    Original way to express your wishes for these celebrations. Mitch! Very nice. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year πŸ˜‰

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  12. gpavants says:

    Amen, brother. Love the Sci-FACT twist. Live long and prosper in Christ,


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  13. winnardbansah says:

    Reblogged this on winnardbansah.


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