The Holidays are Upon Us!

d79d8a560cdbc929f5aadc33d16061ad“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” ~Dave Barry

“I bought my brother some gift-wrap. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.”  ~Steven Wright

“A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.”  ~J. B. Priestly

“The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.”  ~Rick Sutter

“When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?”  ~G. K. Chesterton

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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2 Responses to The Holidays are Upon Us!

  1. RGS says:

    Hilarious! Thanks for the holiday cheer.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. gpavants says:

    Hi Mitch,

    Fun stuff! Keep our humor during the stressful (should’t be) holidays.

    Thank you,

    Gary

    Liked by 1 person

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