Happy Boss’s Day! (Maybe)


 It’s Boss’s Day!* Yay (maybe)! To borrow an old bit:

“I quit because of religious differences.”

“Oh, yeah?”

“Yeah, my boss thought he was God. And I disagreed.”

Good leaders know how to find that delicate balance between leading and listening.

If your boss has learned that balance, celebrate them today!

If not, earnestly pray for them.

(Or hire a hit man.)

*In the U.S., Canada, Lithuania, and India. So buy your boss a hamburger. Or some maple syrup. Or borscht. Or a spicy curry.

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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13 Responses to Happy Boss’s Day! (Maybe)

  1. Michael Wilhelm says:

    You were my boss for a short period of time. I suppose I should wish you a happy former bosses day.

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  2. cat9984 says:

    Snoops and Kommando Kitty here. You’re talking about some kind of human thing here, right? Because we expect our humans to take care of us all the time, not one day each year. The hamburger thing works though. 🙂

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  3. Sandi Staton says:

    Hire a hit man. I like that! Of course, I’d never do that, but . . .

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Once again, the perfect blend of truth and humor! Thank you, Mitch! 👍🏻😋

    Liked by 2 people

  5. I’ll be nicer and hire a pie man.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Wendy says:

    I’m praying!! ….. x

    Liked by 1 person

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