Hillary Quits!

I can’t believe the media missed this!

Mitch Teemley


WASHINGTON, April 1, 2016 (United Press Irrational)  “Apparently it takes a village to read my damn emails!” shouted former Secretary of State and current Secretary of Defensiveness Hillary Clinton, at a press conference this morning, where she announced her sudden and unexpected withdrawal from the presidential race.

“Me and Bill, we’re just sick of politics!” she explained, referring to her little-known husband William “Bill” Clinton, known for his modest and reclusive temperament. The Clintons plan to retire to their farm in Arkansas, where they will raise chickens for Chick-fil-A.

“Hillary is looking forward to getting back to her knitting,” Bill added, “and me, well, along with the farm I’ll be heading up a new program to train presidential interns.”

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Note: the above is not meant to be a statement for or against any particular candidate (see The Donald for President). I will, however, confess to being…

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About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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3 Responses to Hillary Quits!

  1. Haha! This and the Donald one were quite amusing! Xp

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Ooooooh, ouch! 😮 lol!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Roos Ruse says:

    Once again your attitude delights. I adore the if you can’t beat [the foolishness] join em philosophy!

    Liked by 1 person

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