Donald Trump, known for his eloquent use of the English language, has been letting the insults rip lately. But, O, thou couldst do so much better, Master T! Thou needst but take a clue from the Great Insulter himself, William
“Bad Will” Shakespeare. Why call Hillary Clinton “the devil” when you can call her a
CHURLISH CLAPPER-CLAWED STRUMPET!
And, Lady C, why settle for labelling The Donald an “enemy of the little guy” when you can call him a
SPLEENY RUMP-FED VARLOT!
But why wait for them when you can improve your own insults today, you beslubbering clay-brained miscreant? Here’s a kit to get you started: