I’m not cool

And neither are you

How do I know?

Because you’re reading this

Which proves you want to be cool

And cool people don’t care if they’re cool

Which is what makes them cool

No, wait

come to think of it

cool people do want to be cool

It’s just that they’ve just mastered the art

of not seeming to care

Which makes them cool


Me too

Let’s just forget about it

and be uncool together


That means we don’t care

Which makes us cool!


There we go

caring again

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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15 Responses to Cool

  1. says:

    You are sooooo coooool.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Quite humorous. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Roos Ruse says:

    Then there’s degrees of cool… Blerg.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. It wasn’t all that long ago that I gave myself permission to stop trying to be cool. It wasn’t working, anyway…

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Sue Ranscht says:

    My mistake. I saw the title and thought this was going to be about air conditioning repair.

    Liked by 5 people

  6. You’re the coolest! ❄️

    Liked by 1 person

  7. SarahC says:

    um warm day, i am not cool! lol cool read though, um, ok, 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Scares me Mitch; I totally understand what you just said.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Daramemon says:

    Cool cool

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Lucie says:

    I’m cool. You’re cool. Everyone’s cool! ;)p

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Now that’s just cool lol!! 😉

    Liked by 1 person

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