Cool

Posted on July 2, 2016 by

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I’m not cool

And neither are you

How do I know?

Because you’re reading this

Which proves you want to be cool

And cool people don’t care if they’re cool

Which is what makes them cool

No, wait

come to think of it

cool people do want to be cool

They’ve just mastered the art

of not seeming to care

Which makes them cool

Confused?

Me too

Let’s just forget about it

and be uncool together

Wait

That means we don’t care

Which makes us cool!

Damn

There we go

caring again

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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15 Responses to Cool

  1. atimetoshare.me says:
    July 2, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    You are sooooo coooool.

    Liked by 2 people

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  3. sinisterdarksoul says:
    July 2, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    Quite humorous. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

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  4. Roos Ruse says:
    July 2, 2016 at 2:37 pm

    Then there’s degrees of cool… Blerg.

    Liked by 1 person

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  5. Robert Lambert Jones III says:
    July 2, 2016 at 4:52 pm

    It wasn’t all that long ago that I gave myself permission to stop trying to be cool. It wasn’t working, anyway…

    Liked by 2 people

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  6. Sue Ranscht says:
    July 2, 2016 at 5:19 pm

    My mistake. I saw the title and thought this was going to be about air conditioning repair.

    Liked by 5 people

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  7. Celebrate His Love says:
    July 2, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    You’re the coolest! ❄️

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply
  8. SarahC says:
    July 2, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    um warm day, i am not cool! lol cool read though, um, ok, 😀

    Liked by 1 person

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  9. larrypaulbrown says:
    July 3, 2016 at 7:00 pm

    Scares me Mitch; I totally understand what you just said.

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply
  10. Daramemon says:
    July 4, 2016 at 11:46 pm

    Cool cool

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply
  11. Lucie says:
    July 6, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    I’m cool. You’re cool. Everyone’s cool! ;)p

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply
  12. Mithai Mumblezz says:
    August 4, 2016 at 4:50 am

    Now that’s just cool lol!! 😉

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

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