Irony

Irony 1“But time and chance, no man can can avoid.” ~Ecclesiastes 9:11

Irony 3“You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.”                 ~Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Irony 2“I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.”  ~Mitch Hedberg

Ach, Braveheart, what have they done to ye“Ach, Braveheart, what have they done to ye?!”

About mitchteemley

Writer, Filmmaker, Humorist, Thinker-about-stuffer
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9 Responses to Irony

  1. blmaluso says:

    Love this. Thanks!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Ha! Life is too funny sometimes 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Considering the location of the structural damage… will the house now lean toward the right?

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  4. stephbradburn says:

    Funny!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. toutparmoi says:

    That Braveheart statue is an eyesore. What were they thinking?

    Liked by 1 person

  6. mitchteemley says:

    Good point, Tout. Boy, if I had a nickel for every time a McDonald’s wrapper flew in my — wait, does this mean I talk too much?

    Liked by 1 person

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