Next President of the U.S.?

WASHINGTON, Jan. 27 (United Press Irrational) – According to a recent telephone survey by the National Association for the Hearing Impaired, over 90% of Americans say their vote for the next President of the United States will go to:

Two Weevils

Small and moderate in behavior, the LTW (Lesser of Two Weevils) is non-carnivorous–unlike most politicians. Although it does (like the Kennedys, Bushes and Clintons) tend to lay eggs, making it difficult to extricate its successors once they have gained a toehold. Nevertheless, a louder more destructive weevil will sometimes Trump them in the polls.

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25 Responses to Next President of the U.S.?

  1. LOL! I’d decided I was going to write in John Galt because they all seem like evil weevils to me…but then I read that Gary Johnson is the Libertarian candidate and let me tell you, he was the best Governor ever in New Mexico. He finished road projects using private companies, that had been on-going for decades and he left the state in great financial shape with a SURPLUS! Our taxes went down and he veto an innumerable amount of needless information. He did smoke pot when he was recovering from a bad back injury but he was always open about it and he is no pot head. So…he’s my guy. I’m not likely to win but I know I’m not wasting my vote on the evil weevils.

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  2. I’m kind of goofy today…I’m not smoking pot I promise…but that should read: vetoed needless legislation.

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    • ray stiles says:

      Willie’s Reserve – When it comes to country music, he’s about as big as it gets, but he’s also dedicated so much of his life advocating for causes he cares about. Willie Nelson… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp8fYm6CsXI

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      • There are many personal aspects that create the sum of a person and only, Jesus is able to add them correctly.

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      • Willie is Willie and Gary is Gary, apples and oranges. I am Pam and I’m not pro-Marijuana. It isn’t a magical plant and honestly, I hate what it does to people. Does it have some practical uses? Probably. That doesn’t excuse abusing it. Legal used to equal moral but that’s no longer the case and no legislation can stand without moral underpinnings. I think we need to concentrate on rebuilding those underpinnings. That comes from the people, the church, not politicians. I can only vote for those who are presented for me to vote for. None of them represent me so, I’ll choose the one I think less likely to damage what’s left of my freedom. I’m really done this time. Forgive me, Mitch.

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  3. ‘Trump’ in England is a rude word. It should be in America, too. It would be apt.

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  4. Son!! You shore know how to stir up a hornets nest. I’m keeping my mouth shut…

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  5. Roos Ruse says:

    A telephone survey… hearing impaired… Bwahahahaha!

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  6. kdkunoff says:

    too funny! thanks for the laugh!

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  7. Lucie says:

    You’re too silly! 🙂

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  8. mitchteemley says:

    Reblogged this on Mitch Teemley and commented:

    I first posted this at the start of the year. Am I a prophet or what? Of course, this is who wins every election in every country on earth, so it’s kind of easy to predict. But this year more than ever!

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  9. Clairvoyant, Mitch? Only 28 more days and the evil weevil cum laude will take the stage.

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  10. Paula says:

    If you say “evil weevil” really fast,running the words together, it sounds like Elmer Fudd talking. Hey, Mitch, can you write a “What If?” blog post with Elmer running for POTUS? Or maybe a limerick about an evil weevil who ran for office? I’d sure brag you up for that!
    (joyindestructible may be feeling goofy; I’m feeling like an instigator)

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  11. aresonantone says:

    Note the entomology of the word “politics”.
    Poli = many
    Tics = blood sucking parasites.

    Always fear the politician who desires to remain instead of returning to his pre political life. In his mind, he views himself your King.

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