Careful, don’t step in the…
Hybrid dogs are all the rage these days. Plus hybrids save on gas. (Many dogs run on pure methane.) What’s not to like? Here are my favorite combinations (yes, these are their real names):
- Bagle – Beagle + Basset Hound
- Bowzer – Basset hound + Schnauzer
- Schnoodle – Schnauzer + Poodle
- Schweenie – Dachshund + Shih Tsu
I dare you to say, “Bagle, Bowzer, Schnoodle, and Schweenie” without laughing. It would also make a great name for a law firm: “Thank you for calling Bagle, Bowzer, Schnoodle, and Schweenie. How may I help you-hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha…”
They would go through a lot of receptionists.
Cockapoos (Cocker Spaniel + Poodle) are misnamed, by the way. They should be called Cockerdoodles.
That way people could shout,
“Careful, don’t step in the Cockerdoodle doo!”