(Time-lapse video below)

It’s spring. Start your mowers.

Thanks to those croquet-mad Victorians and a voracious lawn care industry, millions slavishly strive to maintain yards full of thick virginal grass–and nothing else!

Good luck with that.

I’m no purist. I like my Scott’s-free yard full of cheerful violets, pithy inedible strawberries, tiny white-flowered onions, and that king of interlopers–dandelions.


I’ve always had a love-hate relationship with dandelions: love the flowers, hate their ugly, jaggy, ground-hugging leaves. Which, it turns out, are the source of the plant’s name–dandelion means “lion’s teeth” in French. In fact, it turns out we have the French to thank for introducing dandelions, along with bikinis and snails (one hit and one miss). Early European settlers made salads out of dandelions and brewed “coffee” from their seeds.

I always thought there were two types of dandelions: those happy little pseudo-daisies my yard is currently full of; and those magical puff-balls which every child knows are used as public transportation by faeries. But I was wrong. It turns out they’re the same plant.  After those cute little flowers wilt and turn ugly, the seeds gather into a sphere called a “clock.”  Here’s a cool time-exposure video of the process:

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17 Responses to Damnedelions

  1. That was awesome! Loved the music big-time!

    My mom made us offer to cut out dandelions from our neighbors one year because she wanted to gather enough dandelions to make dandelion wine.

    This year, we have so many of them – all pushing and shoving at each other to find room – we could open a distillery from the harvest!

    We used to sit in the apple orchards, making daisy chains with them, and putting them under each others’ chins. If you saw yellow reflected under the chin, evidently you liked butter.

    Silly kid’s games. I miss ’em.

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  2. Heather says:

    What a fun perspective!
    My kids are excited about our current crop. 🙂

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  3. Quixie says:

    Just watched this video with my 6 year old. We both found it fascinating. Thanks for sharing!

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  4. Nancy Ruegg says:

    Beautiful, poignant poetry, Mitch. ‘Love that line, “huddling beneath the ruthless mowings of time.” Your brilliant word choices grab the readers’ attention. And the lesson of that line particularly spoke to me of perseverance. The video demonstrated that the longest stage of development is in-between flower and seed clock. Interesting. There’s a lesson about perseverance there, too. I’ll never look at dandelions the same way again!

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  5. mitchteemley says:

    Thank you, Nancy!


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  7. mitchteemley says:

    Reblogged this on Mitch Teemley and commented:

    It’s spring and the dandelions–the most human of all weeds–are back.


  8. Mitch, my grandmother cooked the best dandelion greens ever and sometimes picked the flowers and made a terrific wine……yep, she loved those weeds also. And the wine would knock your socks off.

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  9. harmsvuy5 says:

    I genuinely loved everything about this post!

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  10. lyart says:

    Reblogged this on floatsome.

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  11. Bitey Dog says:

    Who would have thought you could make me like dandelions!

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