A renowned linguist was asked to explain the difference between complete and finished.
“When you marry the right woman,” he began, “you are complete.”
“But, when you marry the wrong woman,” he continued, “you are finished.”
“And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,” he concluded, “you are completely finished.”
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(This joke has been floating around for a while as a true story. It’s not, but it’s amusing. I removed the “true story” trappings and re-worded it slightly.)
On a somewhat more serious note: Confession: I’m in Love With Another Woman